eclogues:

existential-bird:

eclogues:

if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth

do you understand what singlehandedly means?

no. do u smoke weed?

post-brahmanism:

trapcard:

ITHGHYGYFHFYFFG

Takis said fuck the troops

mintsyrup:

ok why does this look better than marvel movies with $100m budgets

girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

alicornmoonstar:

klapollo:

oh to be a small clothed animal from a beatrix potter book, living in a cottage on the countryside kneading bread and such.

The dream

lolawashere:

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

(Source: twitter.com)

ilovemusicalyy:

fagmarx:

andy warhol about to completely destroy pop art

apeachyfool: